i’ll be standing right next to you
Confidence goals: Kanye West
Attitude goals: Rihanna
Money goals: Beyonce
sext: I bought you concert tickets
Hairdresser: do you like it?
Me: yes thank you
*goes home and cries*
two deer walk out of a gay bar, one turns to the other and says “man, i can’t believe i blew thirty bucks in there”.
this literally took me forever to get
Cobra Starship Ice Bucket Challenge